BALLS: The smaller they are, the softer they fall
BALLS

BALLS: The smaller they are, the softer they fall

By: Victor Schultz In the most recent installment of the critically acclaimed Japanese drama “Our huge corporations can make big mistakes, too”, we discovered that Kobe Steel falsified quality reports for perhaps an entire decade. This fascinating revelation made fans gasp in horror as multiple transport and construction workers scrambled to double check anything that … Continue reading

BALLS: Natural Di$a$ter$
BALLS

BALLS: Natural Di$a$ter$

By Victor Schultz Churning under your feet right now is the liquid mantle; around 50% of the Earth’s total volume that is compressed and heated into an angry, molten state. Drifting around on top of this zesty, geological stew are the tectonic plates. Unfortunately for your peace of mind, these plates are comparatively closer to skin … Continue reading

BALLS: May Edition
BALLS

BALLS: May Edition

By Victor Schultz Est-ce que vous parlez la langue de la capitulation? Je plaisante, je veux dire la langue de l’amour. Even if you don’t speak French, perhaps you still have some idea that a Macaroon beat a Pen in a big election in France, non? Well, it’s true, Emmanuel Macron defeated Marine Le Pen in … Continue reading

BALLS – April Edition
BALLS

BALLS – April Edition

By Victor Schultz According to many rising stars of the multiple populist movements around the globe, there is an epidemic of refugees and foreign migrants that is besieging their nations. These untamed hordes of job-stealing, cattle-rustling, no good rascals are accused of ruining economies, corrupting moral values, and are trying to proselytize governments into draconian … Continue reading