BALLS – Best Guess(t)
BALLS

BALLS – Best Guess(t)

Hello and Happy New Year to all! This year, BALLS is going to attempt something bold and not entirely original: Guest writers! I’ve heard from a few interested parties who wish to give their take on summaries of foreign affairs, and love the idea of having a more varied voice for the column.  Check out … Continue reading

BALLS: The smaller they are, the softer they fall
BALLS

BALLS: The smaller they are, the softer they fall

By: Victor Schultz In the most recent installment of the critically acclaimed Japanese drama “Our huge corporations can make big mistakes, too”, we discovered that Kobe Steel falsified quality reports for perhaps an entire decade. This fascinating revelation made fans gasp in horror as multiple transport and construction workers scrambled to double check anything that … Continue reading

BALLS: Natural Di$a$ter$
BALLS

BALLS: Natural Di$a$ter$

By Victor Schultz Churning under your feet right now is the liquid mantle; around 50% of the Earth’s total volume that is compressed and heated into an angry, molten state. Drifting around on top of this zesty, geological stew are the tectonic plates. Unfortunately for your peace of mind, these plates are comparatively closer to skin … Continue reading