Column Editor: Jacqueline Laibinis
Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be all hearts and roses, sappy love confessions, or broken hearts.
Alone in a snowstorm,
Heart’s so cold in this blizzard…
No Valentine for me,
‘less he’s magicked up by a wizard.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please give me chocolate
Because I hate manju
– Chris Simmons
Roses are red, violets are blue.
All my base are belong to you.
– Dan Liberatori
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